You know you're an Alpha when...

I had a crazy morning of actually getting things done in my life, so I thought I'd share my manic mental musings with all of you.

So, with no further ado...


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ALPHA MAN WHEN:

- You shrug when you find a phone number you accidentally washed to paste in your laundry...

- You know her name... and HER name ... and HER name... and they're all walking your way with a smile...

- You watch television from your throne made of skulls as minions tend to your every whim ...

- You're more interested in surfing to the website of the company on a woman's card than actually calling her to hook up for drinks...

- Your Pit Bull kneels down and howls "I'm not worthy!" every time you enter the room...

- You fall asleep when your buddy puts a porn movie on ...

- She moans about how much your Toyota Prius turns her on...

- You set aside two nights a month for date night ... for YOU...

- Your divorced dad won't stop calling and asking you for your latest group opener...

And the top reason you know you're an Alpha Man:
- Tom Cruise calls you up and apologizes for his behavior over the last couple months...

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