Wednesday, December 07, 2005

ALL DATING IS MARKETING:



People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing" when it comes to dating.
So, here it is:

You're a guy and you see a hot woman at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a woman. One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you, says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call her and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You see a chick at a party, you straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to fix her hair, brushing your hand lightly on her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a hot woman. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a woman. She eyes you, but you talk her into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be hot women in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated near the center of the block and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"

That's Junk Mail.

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